I am now 1 year old.

I was born in Sheffield at just after 4am on 9th May 2011.

I learned to build web pages almost immediately as my Mummy and Daddy are very clever.

( although I am sure my Grandad had something to do with it as well )

So far they have taught me everything I know....which is quite a lot.

I have a very varied and interesting life because almost everything I do is new, yes, really, things are usually a world's first for me.

My diet so far is very interesting.

For breakfast at 2am I have milk.

For breakfast at 6am I have milk.

For breakfast at 10am I have milk.

For my lunch at 12 I have milk.

For my lunch at 2pm I have milk.

For my Tea at 4pm I have milk,

For my Tea at 6pm I have milk.

For my dinner at 10pm I have milk,

For my dinner at 12pm I have milk.

And then a few minutes later I am ready for breakfast, again.

Before you start wondering about my diet I have to say it is very varied..........I vary the time of each feed to keep Mummy and Daddy interested in me.

Sometimes, when I open my eyes, I notice they have theirs closed, so I politely let them know I can see them with a small noise. This almost always makes them open their eyes and pick me up. I say almost always, because sometimes they don't notice me looking, so I have this LOUD noise I make to get their attention.

I was going to upload an mp3 of this sound, but I haven't got to that bit yet in the Webpage Building Guide. Plus the fact that I have no idea what an mp3 is yet.

I told you earlier I was clever and look what I have learned.........

...I can tell the time.............

...I can communicate efficiently......

...I can type ( but sometimes I forget to use Spellchecker, but heh, remember I was only 2 weeks old when I started this Website ). Just remembered something else I can do.....count....that is how I know how old I am.

...I can hear, but I think that came naturally.

My Mummy and Daddy can somehow sense what I want and I can't even speak yet.

I may think about speech next week, because at the moment I am so busy I don't have enough hours in a day, but speech is definitely on my future agenda, and the LOUD noise I can make (for reference see the paragraphs above) now seems to me a lot louder. Perhaps the increased volume comes with age?

see......I even know about days. Told you I was clever.

The reason I am always busy is that a lot of strange faces keep appearing right above me. For the first week of my life there were about 20 every day peering down at me. ( told you I could count )

They all seem to want to pick me up, hold me, and have a photograph taken with me. Now I know I am not an expert in photography ( yet ) but I am sure all those flashes cannot be doing my eyes any good.....that is why I like to keep them closed when they pick me up.

I am sure if they used a longer time exposure and larger f-stops on their cameras there would be no need for all these flashes, but they don't seem to know that, and I am sure they wouldn't believe me if I told them. ( reference about my learning to speak are in a paragraph above where I discuss my plans for the future )

Not sure what my plans are for tomorrow.

If I had a wall planner above me with the days marked clearly I would be able to tell you, but there are a couple of problems to sort out first.

1. I can't read yet

2. I have no choice in what we do every day.